And Now For Some Election Poetry

CANKLES
There once was a grifter named Cankles,
Who was corrupt from her crown to her ankles.
A rich guy named Trump
Kicked her out on her rump
And oh, how the ownage, it rankled!
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TRUMPSTER
There once was an old witch named Hill
Who married a RAPIST named Bill.
Along came the Trumpster
Threw her in the dumpster
With bravery, cunning and skill!
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WEINER
There once was a congressman named Weiner,
Who had a perverted demeanor,
He was forced from the Hill, for acting like Bill,
Now Congress is one Weiner leaner.

And the moral is:
If you tweet your meat, you will lose your seat.
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